Can't Figure Out Women

Lyrics

Hey babe, I guess it wasn’t cool to say your girlfriend’s really hot
I swear, it was just because I drank too much; still, it’s hard to say that she’s not
Could you take it as complement that your choice of friends is something you excel in?

I can’t figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones
You know I love them so
But they sure let me know that
I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
They’re still fun to snuggle with
Kiss, get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done, I love the way that they laugh

Last night, I guess I kind of messed things up
Didn’t know that he was your Dad
When I joked that I gotta get you naked
Guess it’s not enough to say, 'my bad'
Do you think that maybe he’ll forgive me by the time it takes for my face to heal up?

I can’t figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones
You know I love them so
But they sure let me know that
I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
They’re still fun to snuggle with
Kiss, get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done, I love the way that they laugh

Red, blond, brunet - I don’t care!
I love them even if they got no hair!
They drive me crazy and that’s just where I want to be

I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
They’re still fun to snuggle with
Kiss, get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done, I love the way that they laugh

Ok, I know I’m not everything you wanted but my car is hot and I still don’t snore yet

I can’t figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones
You know I love them so
But they sure let me know that
I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
They’re still fun to snuggle with
Kiss, get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done, I love the way that they laugh
Oh yeah, I love the way that they laugh - oh yeah
I can’t figure out women these days
I can’t figure out women these days
I can’t figure out women these days
No … no … no

Lyric: Kevin Reardon; Music: Kevin Reardon & Bryan Steele; Copyright 2012