Lyrics

Can’t Figure Out Women

Lyric: Kevin Reardon; Music: Kevin Reardon & Bryan Steele; Copyright 2022

Verse
Hey babe, I guess it wasn’t cool to say your girlfriend’s really hot
But I swear, it was just because I drank too much; still, it’s hard to say that she’s not
Could you take it as complement that your choice of friends is something you excel in?

Chorus
I can’t figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones; you know I love them so; but they sure let me know that
I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
They’re still fun to snuggle with; kiss - get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done, I love the way that they laugh

Verse
Last night, I guess I kind of messed things up; I didn’t know that he was your Dad
When I joked that I gotta get you naked; guess it’s not enough to say, “my bad”
Do you think that maybe he’ll forget me by the time it takes for my face to heal up?

Chorus
I can’t figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones; you know I love them so; but they sure let me know that
I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
They’re still fun to snuggle with; kiss - get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done, I love the way that they laugh

Bridge
Red, blond, brunet - I don’t care! I love them even if they got no hair!
They drive me crazy and that’s just where I want to be

Chorus
I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
Tthey’re still fun to snuggle with; kiss; get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done; I love the way that they laugh

Bridge
Ok, I know I’m not everything you wanted but my car is hot and I still don’t snore yet

Chorus
I can’t figure out women these days, but I never was good at math
Short ones, tall ones, any shape at all ones; you know I love them so; but they sure let me know that
I can’t figure out women these days, and there’s no denying that fact
They’re still fun to snuggle with; kiss - get in trouble with
And when it’s said and done, I love the way that they laugh
Oh yeah, I love the way that they laugh - oh yeah
I can’t figure out women these days; I can’t figure out women these days
I can’t figure out women these days; no … no … no